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The Herb Somm – The Herb Somm’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

“There’s no better way to say I love you, than by surprising your loved one with a special elevated present. Here’s a list of my favorite gift ideas to spark up the holiday. As a disclosure, this post may contain affiliate links. Enjoy, and have a happy Valentine’s Day! Hervé THC-Infused Macarons If your sweetie loves sweets, Hervé produces a …

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Chronic Cocktails: Love Potion #Nug

It’s almost the culmination of cuffing season so we’re raising a very pink glass to celebrate our one true passion–cannabis. This drink is a perfect way to say “I love you,” whether it be to your girlfriends on Galentine’s Day, your partner on Valentine’s Day or yourself any damn day you choose to.  I Scream, You Scream The Love Potion …

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Hightivities: Sex

Everyone handles their high a bit differently. Some like to veg out on the couch, others like to take advantage of the increased creativity and produce art and still others like to engage in more physical activities.  However you choose to ride your high, we want you to get the best experience possible. Selecting the right cannabis strain to pair …

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Kitchen Toke – Build Your Repertoire with Bricks of Dehydrated Ramen Noodles

“Instant ramen noodles, those little bricks of dehydrated pasta sold with flavoring packets that bloom into soup when added to boiling water, were born in 1958 when Momofuku Ando invented and mass produced the cheap convenience food. It’s often necessity that fuels the noodles’ popularity throughout the world, with instant ramen serving as the culinary staple of choice for broke, …

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Dispensary Spotlight: Flora Terra

A Q&A with Dispensary Founder Alicia Wingard Looking for a unique dispensary to get your next Elyon fix? Look no further than Flora Terra. Located in Santa Rosa’s Coffey Park, this dispensary, like many of the neighborhood’s hidden gems, is a bit unassuming on the outside. Walk in, however, and you’ll be hit with not only great customer service but …

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Herb – 15 Stoner Problems That Totally Ruin The Vibe (And How To Fix Them)

“Whether you’ve just run out of snacks when the munchies hit or have reached the bottom of the air freshener when you need it the most—every marijuana enthusiast has stoner problems, and sometimes the struggle is very real. Here are some common issues stoners encounter and how to solve them. Stoners, my fellow stoners. Raise your rigs, your pipes, your …

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Quick Hits from the Elyon Team (January Edition) 

A quick glimpse at what some of the Elyon team has been consuming this month – everything from culture, cannabis, munchies and more.  A little extra TLC and THC please! “Nothing like a few hours in the dentists’ chair to require a little extra TLC and THC!  Thank you Elyon Wedding Pie for saving my day!  It rescued me with …

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Broccoli Report – The Weed Books Are Coming

“Back in 2018, Broccoli talked to a literary agent about making a weed book. That particular agent said that she didn’t see a market for it. Now, everyone reading this newsletter would’ve known in 2018 that the aforementioned literary agent was wrong, and an ever-expanding list of genre-spanning titles is quietly demonstrating that the market for cannabis-themed books may be broader …

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Taking a Tolerance Break

Everyone remembers their first time. Waves of pleasure and sensation prickling your body. Cravings you’ve never had before. A feeling of euphoria followed by complete relaxation. Yep, you remember–the first time you got high. What else could we be talking about? But now that you’ve become a serious smoker, the high feels a little different. It may be more muted …

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Chronic Mocktails

We commend everyone going through dry January right now. And we’re here to help. But our version is more on the Cali sober side. You don’t expect us to give up cannabis for a whole month, do you? Below we’ve come up with some mocktails that are meant to make going alcohol-free feel easy.  Honey Honey Mocktails these days are …